Idiocy in the News

Friday 28 November 2003

This will get posted during the Thanksgiving break, and I'll be relaxing somewhere secret and quiet, but I've prepared some tidbits of the inane for you:

In the "well, someone had to have started it" department: original archived

In the "if you don't like it, don't do business there" department original archived

In the "what did she expect to happen?" department original archived

In the "some moron will probably end up suing the teacher, if not the deceased writers' descendants" department original archived

In the "it was bound to happen sooner or later, and next will be someone suing an inanimate object" department: original archived

Webmaster's note: I really, really wish I didn't believe that last one.

In the "well, someone had to have started it" department:	original	archived
In the "if you don't like it, don't do business there" department	original	archived
In the "what did she expect to happen?" department	original	archived
In the "some moron will probably end up suing the teacher, if not the deceased writers' descendants" department	original	archived
In the "it was bound to happen sooner or later, and next will be someone suing an inanimate object" department:	original	archived