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+ THE ADVENTURERS +
+ Epic IV +
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+ Thomas A. Miller +
+ Otto 8th/11th level dwarven fighter/thief +
+ Eduardo 3rd level human thief +
+ Jutokai 8th level human archer +
+ Razor Charlie 9th level human fighter +
+ Ys 13th level reptilian fighter +
+ unwanted visitors: +
+ Bram enigmatic vampire hunter +
+ Boltar high priest of Pholtus +
+ Drak rather cultured barbarian warrior +
+ Ghuust weird necromantic medium +
+ Marko grizzled warrior +
+ Parekh dark-skinned female wizard +
+ unwanted visitors from Perrenland: +
+ Nigel Bloodstone, general +
+ 400 heavy cavalry +
+ unwanted visitors from Ket: +
+ Tonga Dun, general +
+ 600 light cavalry & infantry +
+ Date: 3/2/579 C.Y. (Common Year) +
+ Time: midday +
+ Place: the remote mountain town of Helgate +
+ Climate: cold +
+ "Kill a few people, they call you a murderer. Kill a million, and +
+ you're a conqueror." - from _Cliffhanger_ +
Helgate's population had more than doubled in the last hour, though the
duration of this change had yet to be seen. The Perrenland forces were
dispersed throughout the town, covering all major intersections as well
as the main road into town...
Perrenlander guard #1: (shades his eyes with his hand) Huh? What's that
in the distance?
Perrenlander guard #2: Looks like a column of riders.
Captain Custos: (to another guard) Quickly! Inform the general!
Perrenlander guard #3: Right away! (he leaps on his horse and thunders
toward the heart of town)
Perrenland guard #337: (chatting with Perkins) All I'm saying is, if it
comes to it, I want dibs on a room in your inn here.
Perkins: And all _I'm_ saying is, I don't have enough rooms for all of
Perrenland guard #252: (leaning on a wall, his arm wrapped around one of
the ladies from the Witches' Tit) Aaaaaah.
wench: I bet you soldiers have all kinds of money.
Perrenland guard #107: I'll double his coins if we can both have you at
Perrenland guard #252: (pushes the other away) Hey, get your own.
Perrenland guard #107: Aw, come on! Last town we went through, I didn't
get a chance-
other wench: (slides into the discussion) Not to worry, big boy.
Perrenland guard #107: All _right_!
Bunger: (one of the town drunks, he staggers by) Eyyyyyyyy...
Kernal: (stumbles after the other, a bottle clutched in each hand) Wait
first wench: What the hell are you two doing?
Bunger: What's it look like?
Kernal: This's the most exciting time the town's ever seen! We're gonna
second wench: Looks like you're damn well on your way...
Elsewhere, in the Sword and Cup tavern, the vampire hunters had gathered
to get some food and drink while staying out of the way of the Perrenland
forces. Bram had purposely chosen a table directly in front of a window,
the better to watch the events unfolding outside...
Marko: What the hell are all those people running around for? Something
must be going on out there.
Bram: (sips his brandy) We'll just wait it out in here. There's no point
in getting mixed up in someone else's fight.
Boltar: We're here for one reason, and it has nothing to do with those
Ghuust: (shaking his head slowly) We have no choice.
Bram: What's that?
Ghuust: This place...this town is heavy with death. Many have met their
end here, and many more will follow.
Drak: You are sure of this?
Ghuust: Quite sure.
Parekh: (begins making a mental list of which spells she'll use in a mass
combat situation) Aha.
Parekh: Nothing...just preparing to justify your prediction.
Claudia: More brandy, sir?
Bram: Yes, please. (he hands her his empty glass) Thank you, miss.
Drak: Shouldn't we be tracking the vampire...to wherever she-
Drak: ..._it_ is sleeping now, during the day?
Ghuust: There is too much death...potential death...in our vicinity right
now. I cannot focus on a single death, or undeath.
Drak: What in the hells are you talking about?!?
Boltar: (shakes his head) Perhaps I should use my magic to-
Bram: Whoa. Heads up, people - something's happening out there.
Marko: Well, duh. I already pointed that out.
In the street, the forces of Perrenland and Ket had finally met, after a
fashion. Since the Perrenland troops were spread out, they didn't have the
sheer numbers to block the Kettite forces; without explicit orders to engage
in combat with non-Helgate forces, they weren't about to start a battle -
especially one they couldn't win. Thus, the Perrenland soldiers gave way,
weapons bristling, their ranks swelling with every passing moment as the
Kettite force made slow but steady progress into the town.
This unusual impasse ended when the two leaders came face to face, each
one's experienced eye picking his counterpart out from amidst the soldiers
Nigel Bloodstone: Truce?
Tonga Dun: (nods) Truce.
The two generals rode forward to meet each other and parley, right there
in the center of Helgate's main street. Meanwhile, inside the Sword and
Rexxus: (watching through a window) Man, oh, man.
Marko: (shaking his head) There's no way those two are going to come to
any peaceful sort of agreement. No damn way.
Ghuust: You are correct.
Parekh: (to Bram) I realize that we don't need to get involved in this
or attract attention, but we may have to defend ourselves.
Drak: Then we shall.
Boltar: I'm getting the feeling that our vampire hunt may be delayed.
Bram: We'll see. Just be ready, in case something happens.
Marko: (smirks) You mean _when_ something happens.
Meanwhile, inside the marshals' barracks...
Ys: What are we going to do?
Otto: I'm not sure. The four of us can't take on a whole army, much less
two armies. It looks like both sides are ready to take over Helgate,
whether we want them to or not.
Jutokai: I could try and shoot the two generals from here...kill them,
maybe the others will back down?
Otto: Probably won't get rid of Nigel, at least. He's bound to have all
kinds of magical protections.
Ys: What do we know of this Nigel Bloodstone?
Otto: He's dedicated and determined, and won't back down from this mission
or any mission. If that means he has to beat down those Kettite forces,
then he will.
Jutokai: I wonder if Ket sent those other clowns here to cause trouble,
Razor Charlie: (grimaces) Probably.
Otto: (shakes his head) There's just no telling.
Ys: So...back to the original question: what are we going to do?
In the street...
Nigel Bloodstone: I have heard of you, Tonga Dun...the most feared war
chief in Ket, they say. I always figured I'd come up against you one
of these days.
Tonga Dun: (nods) And we in Ket have heard of Nigel Bloodstone...slayer
of the Wyrm of the Fell Swamp...conqueror of Hierarchs...and so on.
Nigel Bloodstone: So we respect each other. Still, I cannot and will not
leave this town.
Tonga Dun: Nor will I.
Nigel Bloodstone: Are we willing to go to war over this? That's what has
to come of any conflict, you know.
Tonga Dun: (shrugs) Mine are the greater numbers.
Nigel Bloodstone: I'll put my lesser force against your greater force any
Tonga Dun: Today is as good a day as any.
Nigel Bloodstone: (clenches his fist, the big knuckles cracking)
Suddenly, all talk was interrupted - no, silenced - by a loud, booming
voice...the magically-amplified voice of a new arrival to this situation.
Belphanior: (flies over the Sword and Cup, landing in the street near the
two generals, completely ignoring the weapons and arrows that both sides
are pointing at him) THIS IS MY TOWN, AND NOBODY DIES HERE UNLESS I HAVE
SOMETHING TO DO WITH IT.
next: it begins
notes: Are you kidding? This is no time for words!
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