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+ Belphanior (14th)^3 level elven fighter/wizard/thief (CN) +
+ Otto 8th/10th level dwarven fighter/thief (CN) +
+ Aja 9th level human priestess of Wee Jas (N) +
+ Jutokai 7th level human archer (LN) +
+ Razor Charlie 9th level human fighter (CN) +
+ Skektek 12th level human wizard (CN) +
+ Ys 13th level reptilian fighter (LN) +
+ Captain Redjack, skipper of the sunken _Shark's Tooth_ +
+ Anak, a wizard +
+ Ernest, a crewman +
+ Ferdis, a navigator +
+ Jordy, a crewman +
+ Norgerd, a cook +
+ Plebius, a first mate +
+ Yeeha, a harpooner +
+ Date: 2/3/577 C.Y. (Common Year) +
+ Time: morning +
+ Place: somewhere in the Azure Sea +
+ Climate: cold +
+ "The only way to make up for being lost is to make record +
+ time while you are lost." +
+ - the Rule of the Rally +
After a week of pursuit across the open seas, Belphanior and
company were on the verge of confronting Omak when a freak storm
tore their ship apart. Now, along with a handful of survivors
from the ship's crew, they are afloat on the open sea.
Belphanior: This simply will not do. (he finds his folding
Shortly, the elf and his marshals stood on the deck of the
magical vessel, along with the survivors of the _Shark's Tooth_.
Captain Redjack: (stomping about, furious) Gods be damned!
Otto: Hey, lighten up. At least you're alive.
Captain Redjack: Aye, but my ship and crew are gone! (he glares
at the adventurers) And it's all your fault!
Razor Charlie: (sneers at the man)
Belphanior: (studying the horizon, he does his best to ignore
the captain and concentrate on the problem at hand)
Captain Redjack: Aaargh! You'll pay for this!
Belphanior: (turns, his eyes narrowed) Enough! You - be quiet.
My priority right now - my ONLY priority - is to find land. If
you can't help, stay out of the way. If you can't stay out of
the way, you're going swimming.
Captain Redjack: (unaccustomed to being threatened, he sputters
and turns red in the face) How dare you-
Belphanior: I dare anything. We are, after all, on _my_ boat now.
Anak: (weighing the options at this point)
Otto: (pats his crossbow) Don't even think about it, wizard.
They had no idea where they were, where Omak was, or how to get
from here to there. Things were looking bleak until Jutokai, alert
as always, noticed birds in the sky.
Aja: Birds? So what?
Ferdis the navigator: (somewhat excited) Birds don't live on the
water - they fly to their homes, on the land.
Captain Redjack: Except for the albatross.
Otto: The what?
Captain Redjack: A solitary bird which flies incredible distances
distances over the sea...
Ferdis: But those aren't albatrosses. All we have to do is follow
Jutokai: And we'll find land.
Skektek: It's got to be fairly close. Maybe I should fly up and
have a look.
Belphanior: Don't waste your magic - we might need it later. The
boat will take us where we need to go.
Aja: Aren't we forgetting something?
Otto: (snaps his fingers) Ys!
Belphanior: If he's alive, he's not here; if he's underwater, he's
Otto: Unless he can breathe water.
Belphanior: My thoughts exactly.
Razor Charlie: (grunts)
Without further ado, they studied the birds, then followed what
Ferdis thought to be the most likely course. Sure enough, they soon
spotted land in the distance: a small island, much of it covered by
Belphanior: Land ho!
Captain Redjack: That's my line.
Belphanior: I always wanted to say it.
Captain Redjack: Hmph.
As they drew closer, they found it necessary to navigate a coral
reef; Ferdis had no trouble directing the others through this, and
soon, they were pulling the boat up onto the sprawling beach.
Belphanior: No need for that. (he speaks a command word, and the
boat transforms into a small box, which the elf pockets)
Ferdis: An interesting toy, that.
Anak: And a valuable one.
Belphanior: Don't get any ideas.
They set out to explore the island, but they hadn't even gotten
off the beach when they were attacked. Seemingly from nowhere, a
gigantic crab scuttled forth, its fearsome claws snapping wildly.
The thing's body was at least fifteen feet across, and its pincers
were easily capable of cutting a man in two, as one of Redjack's
sailors learned to his dismay.
Ernest: (fleeing, he trips and falls, and is snapped up in one of
the gigantic claws) Aaa! Help!
giant crab: (slices the man in half)
Captain Redjack: Dammit!
Belphanior: (draws Blackrazor) Fear not. We'll protect you. (he
charges, joining the attack that his people are already mounting)
Jutokai: (draws his bow, but finds the string wet, useless) Damn!
Aja: (stays back, considering her possible choice of spells)
Otto: (draws his sword, moving in as Belphanior does)
Belphanior: Skektek! Cover fire!
Skektek: Right! (using his magical ring, he launches a tremendous
bolt of lightning, which blasts the huge crab squarely in its
giant crab: (badly scorched, it twitches, losing control of its
Belphanior: (hacks at one of the thing's claws, nearly severing it)
Otto: (goes for the other claw, scoring a shallow cut as the thing's
flailing limb causes the sword to glance off)
giant crab: (regains its senses, swatting Belphanior aside)
Belphanior: (lands in the sand) Ungh!
Just then, a huge form broke loose from the forest and came bounding
down the beach, sword held high.
Ys: (lumbering along, a gray juggernaut headed straight for the crab)
Here I come to save the day!
giant crab: (turning)
Ys: (ignoring the thing's thrashing claws, he brings his sword down
in a stabbing motion, impaling the crab through its central body)
giant crab: (begins flagellating madly)
Ys: (twists his sword, tearing away bits of shell and muscle)
giant crab: (dies, ceasing its motions)
Ys: (grins, quite pleased with himself) Welcome to the island.
Otto: Thanks. (eyes the reptilian) What's your story?
Ys: (shrugs his massive shoulders) When the ship broke up, I simply
bided my time and made my way to shore.
Belphanior: You didn't drown, then?
Ys: I'm here, aren't I?
Belphanior: You _can_ breathe water.
Ys: Of course.
Belphanior: How come you never told us?
Ys: You never asked.
Captain Redjack: (stomping about again) If you're done with your
Belphanior: I noticed that none of your people made a move to help.
Captain Redjack: (shrugs) It might be best if your group and mine
went their separate ways.
Belphanior: No, I don't think so.
Otto: We can't have you finding Omak and warning him.
Captain Redjack: (fingers his cutlass) What are you going to do if
we leave, shoot us?
Otto: In the back. Yes.
Belphanior: Look, we're all in this together. If you can keep from
trying to pick a fight, we need to work together here.
Anak: (to Redjack) I believe the elf is right.
Captain Redjack: (grumbling) Very well...for now. (he stalks away)
Razor Charlie: (walks up to Belphanior) Better watch him. Won't be
long before he turns on us.
Belphanior: I know. Keep your eyes open.
Jordy the crewman: (scratching his head) How'd that thing get so
Norgerd the cook: (regarding the gigantic crab) Beats the hell
out of me...hey, I don't know if anyone else is hungry, but I
could make one hell of a breakfast out of this guy.
That was an idea everyone could agree with, and so it was that
within the hour, they had set up camp at the edge of the trees
and were enjoying crab meat.
Skektek: I like crab, but...for _breakfast_?
Aja: (makes a pouty face) For once, I agree with you.
Razor Charlie: (grabs a big chunk of crab meat) Fuck it. (he
Jutokai: (returns from the woods, holding several large yellow
globes) These melons should be safe to eat. Here, I'll cut one
open for everybody.
Yeeha the harpooner: (busy making himself a spear from a straight
piece of wood he found)
Plebius the first mate: (eating and chatting with Captain Redjack)
Norgerd the cook: (delighted that his talents were of use here, he
continues to work on the crab's remains)
Ferdis the navigator: (a chunk of crab meat in one hand, he busies
himself surveying the beach)
Jordy the crewman: (helping Ferdis)
Anak: (keeping his own counsel, he is silent)
Otto: Well, look at the bright side: we're having a new and novel
adventure, rather than the same old shit.
next: exploring the strange island
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notes: While writing this one, I made the sudden decision to NOT
have it be a huge, story arc-ending episode. Rather, this arc will
play out over the next several episodes. Don't ask me why...I just
do what I do sometimes.
The stories up to 600 won't be anything too serious or critical
anyway - just catching up, revisiting old friends...funtime.
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