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+ Arnold 13th level human barbarian warrior (NG) +
+ Mongo 18th level dwarven warrior (CG) +
+ Gorin 10th level dwarven warrior (NG) +
+ Rillen 18th level human monk (N) +
+ Songa 13th level human huntress (N) +
+ Date: 7/14/576 C.Y. (Common Year) +
+ Time: late morning +
+ Place: the central region of the Nyr Dyv lake +
+ Climate: sweltering +
+ "Keep your enemies at arms' length..." +
+ - unknown +
DXII. Tentacled Trouble
While crossing the great Nyr Dyv lake, the adventurers' ship
has come under attack by a monstrous squid.
Cornelius: Battle stations, men! Arrows! We've got to drive
the beastie off before it's too late!
In response to the captain's shouted orders, those crewmen on
deck rushed to ready bows and crossbows, even as the huge squid
drew ever closer...
Cornelius: Let 'im have it! What'm I paying you mangy swabs for
anyway?!? (he stomps on the deck)
The crewmen unleashed a volley of missiles at the approaching
monster, but most bounced harmlessly from its hard, shelled
carapace. The few that sunk home were little more than irritants
to the thing...and irritated, it lashed out with surprising speed.
crewman: (snagged by a whipping tentacle) Aiieeeeeee! Heeeelp!
(he is suddenly jerked overboard)
squid: (uses other arms to grab random oars on that side of the
ship, snapping them like twigs)
Gorin: Holy shit! That thing's got some _long_ arms!
Arnold: Yah. (spotting another tentacle snaking up onto the
deck, he charges it, hacking with his gigantic sword)
The black, slimy tentacle was hewn deeply, rewarding the huge
barbarian's efforts with a spray of noxious ichor. The sucker-
coated arm retreated, though, and a moment later, the squid
itself sunk beneath the waves.
Cornelius: You're a brave one, lad!
Arnold: (shrugs) I am Ah-nold.
Cornelius: I hope the rest of you are that brave and good with
your weapons, 'cause the damned thing's surely coming back.
Songa: (readies a spear) Then we must be ready.
Mongo: (clenches his hammer, looking mildly nauseous as the
galley rocks in the churning waters) I knew there was a reason
I hated travelling by sea.
Rillen: (scanning the surrounding waters) Where _is_ it?!?
That question was soon answered, as a number of thick, dark
tentacles slithered up from the water. A few seemed to be after
prey, but most of the slimy arms were wrapping themselves about
the ship's hull.
Cornelius: It means to pull us under!
Gorin: No way! (he dashes forth, chopping at the nearest of
tentacle: (hacked and bleeding, its tip whips around and grabs
the armored dwarf)
Arnold: Hold on, Gorbin! (he brings his sword up and around, a
mighty overhead arc that finishes the job Gorin's axe started)
Gorin: (rips the suckered tentacle-tip off, hurling it away in
Rillen: (fires a shaft at the vaguely visible body beneath the
lake's surface, the arrow magically doubling into two such
Even at this close range, the arrows did negligible damage,
and Rillen leaped back just in time as another tentacle rose
from below, seeking a victim.
Mongo: (looking over the ship's rail, he spots the squid's
pointy armored head, and hurls his hammer) Gotcha!
Stormcrest flew with mighty force, striking the hard plates
on the monster's head. However, only a few chitinous chips of
black stuff were broken off, and the hammer seemed a bit slower
than usual as it flew back into Mongo's hand.
Mongo: (catches the weapon, shakily) Ungh...(he staggers)
Rillen: What's wrong?
Mongo: Not...feeling good...
Gorin: It's the hammer!
tentacle: (slithers over the rail behind the distracted dwarf)
Gorin: Look out! (he dives, knocking Mongo down and out of the
way of the searching squid-arm)
Songa: (charging over toward Mongo, she leaps over a writhing
tentacle that has captured a sailor, stopping at the rail)
The huntress found herself staring directly into the large,
round, pale eye of the squid, not ten feet in front of her.
Given the thick, sharp-tipped spear in her hand, there was only
one appropriate course of action.
Songa: Eee-yah! (she hurls her spear right into the squid's
The resulting reaction nearly rolled the ship over. Writhing
in agony, the squid dropped beneath the waves, its tentacles
threatening to tear the ship apart as they uncoiled. Those on
deck were hurled about like firewood...
sailor: (loses his footing, sliding into the main mast with
other sailor: (falls overboard) Aaaaaa!
third sailor: (grabs the rail in a desperate attempt to remain
Mongo: (scrambling along the tilted deck) Whoa!
Gorin: (grabs a deck grommet with one hand and Mongo with the
Songa: (tossed over the rail, she manages to catch hold of a
trailing lanyard, slamming into the side of the ship halfway
up from the waterline) Ungh!
Arnold: (caught in the mainsail, he struggles to free himself)
Cornelius: (hugging the wheel for dear life) Look out, lads!
Don't forget about the squid!
The galley had righted itself, but it still rocked as if caught
in stormy seas.
Gorin: (stretched painfully as he holds onto Mongo) Argh!
Mongo: (punches a hole in the upper deck, creating a handhold
for himself) Got it...(he pulls Gorin to safety)
Rillen: (concerned only with Songa, he dashes to the rail)
The huntress was pulling herself up, hand over hand, to the
rail. However, below her, the water churned...
giant squid: (shows its face again, Songa's spear protruding from
the pink-stained ruin of one eye) Braaaaaak!
Songa: (looks down, sees the beast below, and redoubles her
Rillen: (without thinking, he whips out his magical red arrow,
nocking it in an instant) Just this one shot...(he aims)
It wasn't really that difficult a shot, but at the time, those
watching could only gape in awe as the arrow streaked toward the
squid, a tail of fire growing in its wake. The missile struck
the monster somewhere in the central region of its head, and
instantly exploded in a great blast of flame!
Songa: (clambers over the deck just as the fire blasts up behind
Rillen: (along with everyone else nearby, he is hurled to the
deck by the blast)
The heatwave singed eyebrows and charred wood. The mainsail
caught fire, a large portion of it burning away before anybody
had the presence of mind to get to their feet and put it out.
The side of the ship was badly charred, most of its oars ruined,
and several oarsmen below were burned. However, the explosion
seemed to have been mostly contained to the point of impact,
judging from the blackened, gory chunks of flesh that littered
the surrounding waters.
Everyone sprung into activity then. Rillen tended to Songa's
Rillen: (discreetly using Songa's magical ointment of Keoghtom
to salve her burned bottom)
Songa: (through gritted teeth) Good going.
Rillen: (sheepishly) Sorry. Just be glad that Tanya convinced
you to take this ointment from that last treasure hoard.
Songa: Ye- ouch. A good choice, since- ow!
Rillen: I really am sorry.
Songa: It's just pain, and it will heal in time. Make sure to
save some of the salve for the burned oarsmen below.
Rillen: Good idea.
Gorin helped Mongo regain his senses...
Mongo: I'm okay now. Really.
Gorin: Guess we'd better get back to land soon.
Mongo: Yeah...hey, don't let anyone else know if this problem
gets worse, okay?
Gorin: Got it.
Arnold helped the crew fish those knocked overboard - and some
pieces of the squid - out of the water.
Cornelius: Sharks'll be here soon...and we could use the meat
from the squid too.
Arnold: Yah. What about the sail?
Cornelius: We've got another one below decks. I'll have the boys
hoist it soon enough.
Arnold: Do you have extra oarbs too?
Arnold: You know, to row with.
Cornelius: Oh. Well, no, but I can shift some of the oars from
the other side. We're gonna be low on oarsmen anyway...
Eventually, everything worked out, was repaired, or healed.
Cornelius' crew had suffered only four fatalities, all thanks to
the squid, but there were more than a dozen wounded. With the
spare sail and less than full oar-power, it took the vessel the
better part of a week to reach the far shore of the Nyr Dyv. No
other sea beasts attacked, though the sheer size of some of the
sharks astounded even the crusty Cornelius. Squid meat turned
out to be a pretty good meal, and Mongo spent many hot, sweaty
hours in the ship's galley testing cooking methods on the meat.
Gorin (who refused to touch the squid no matter how it was
prepared) pointed out that, if nothing else, this activity took
Mongo's mind off of his waterborne location.
When the galley had finally docked, and the adventurers (plus
their horses) disembarked, they said their farewells to the old
Mongo: (hands over a small sack) Here's some extra gold...on
account of the damage and dead and all.
Rillen: Be sure to give some of the money to the families of
Cornelius: They probably don't have families, but I'll check
when we get back.
Mongo: Happy trails, then.
Cornelius: (regards Mongo) You've got the seasickness about
you, dwarf. You'll never make a sailor...but you're a helluva
fighter. (he turns to Rillen and Songa) That goes for you
two, too. If you ever come this way again, I could always use
Rillen: We thank you for the offer, but we're not likely to be
back here anytime soon.
The adventurers rode northward, into the County of Urnst. The
ship had docked at midday, and by dusk the five were comfortably
situated in a small, friendly town. Hot baths and fresh food had
refreshed and rejuvenated the party. Weapons and armour had been
cleansed, and fresh supplies had been acquired. Over dinner, the
friends discussed the next leg of their journey.
Songa: You have to split from us, then?
Mongo: (nods gruffly) We're headed toward the Riftcanyon...a
great general is waiting for us up there.
Arnold: That's dangerous terridory - be careful.
Gorin: Heh. Careful, that's us. What about you three?
Rillen: We're bound for the far northeast, and the barbarian
Arnold: (frowns) Yah.
Gorin: I'm sure we'll meet up again, sometime.
Mongo: But for now, let's go enjoy a good night of eating and
drinking. No need to be glum about tomorrow when tonight's
not over yet!
next: Mongo and Gorin's journey to Greyspire
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notes: Thanks to Andrew Hurd for reminding me about that red
arrow that Rillen's had for several years.
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