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+ Alindyar 17th level drow mage (N) +
+ Lyra 13th level female drow mage (N) +
+ Belphanior (14th)^3 level elven fighter/wizard/thief (CN) +
+ Otto 8th/9th level dwarven fighter/thief (CN) +
+ the wispy thing +
+ Ged 15th/14th level grey elven priest/mage (NG) +
+ Arnold 13th level human barbarian warrior (NG) +
+ Mongo 18th level dwarven fighter (CG) +
+ Gorin 10th level dwarven fighter (NG) +
+ Peldor 20th level human thief (N) +
+ Tanya 5th/11th level female human fighter/thief (N) +
+ Bosco 11th level halfling thief (CN) +
+ Rillen 17th level human monk (N) +
+ Songa 13th level human huntress (N) +
+ Date: 6/21/576 C.Y. (Common Year) +
+ Time: evening +
+ Place: Alindyar and Lyra's mansion, in Greyhawk +
+ Climate: temperate +
+ "Most people can only handle so much truth." +
+ "How'd you get to be so smart?" +
+ - Kalas & Duncan, from the Highlander episode _Finale_ +
CDLXXVII. Details, Details
At the request (command?) of Rary, representing the Circle of
Eight, the adventurers have regrouped. Now, they mill about in
the den of the drows' mansion...
Ged: Someone had better explain this to me, and soon. I am _not_
in the best of moods.
Alindyar: Rary should have been here by now.
Mongo: That old geezer? He's really that powerful a player?
Ged: He is...but still, my patience wears thin.
Rillen: Believe me, my friend, you aren't the only one.
Peldor: And to think, we were enjoying a nice quiet getaway in
Tanya: It wasn't that quiet.
Peldor: True, but it was pleasant. And my scimitar-work was coming
along rather well...
Tanya: If you do say so yourself?
Peldor: Err, right.
Bosco: (having found a bottle of the drows' wine, he prances about,
seeking a glass so as not to be rude) Zeif? What'd you go _there_
Tanya: It's a long story.
Bosco: Hmm, well, I'm all ears. (he wiggles his ears)
Arnold: (to Gorin) Whad have you been up to?
Gorin: (whirling his axe handily) Training...been training for
damn near a month.
Mongo: Gorin's getting mighty handy with that axe!
Gorin: "Getting"?!? Hell, I've been good.
Mongo: (claps his henchman on the back) Ha ha, just kidding.
Gorin: Heh. (he twirls his axe)
Lyra: (arrives, several food- and drink- bearing unseen servants in
tow) Refreshments while we wait? (she spies Gorin) I'll thank
you not to swing that thing in my house.
Gorin: Err, sorry. (he puts the axe away) Just playin' around.
Lyra: Thanks. (she motions the servants into the room, where their
gifts are well-received)
Mongo: (stuffing his face) Mmrmph! Haven't eaten in hours!
Belphanior: Unseen servants? (to Alindyar) You should try real
ones. Victoria and I did, and we've never looked back.
Alindyar: Hmm...I shall take that advice under consideration.
Otto: (talking with Rillen) -so then we started fireballing the
damned thing, and that finally did it in.
Rillen: Sounds like an unearthly terror.
Otto: Really. We still don't know what it was, exactly, or where
it came from.
Songa: But it's gone, and that's what really matters.
Otto: True...no more dead miners.
Ged: Where's that damned Circle of Eight?
Ged: I will NOT be silenced! (he calms slightly) I don't mind
undertaking some great quest - in fact, that's probably just what
I need right now - but this waiting around for details is a waste
Alindyar: Finding out what you must know is never a waste of time.
Belphanior: I'm sure Rary has his reasons.
Ged: Bah. (he pets Endymion)
Endymion: (agitated by its master's mood, it nips at his finger)
wispy thing: (enters the room) Spfff!
Alindyar: (eyes the immaterial visitor) I still find it hard to
believe that that fellow returned...after all this time...
Belphanior: Imagine what _I_ thought, then.
Lyra: (joining Alindyar) Where did it go? What did it do?
Belphanior: Only it knows.
wispy thing: Frrrp.
Lyra: Well, there you have it.
Mongo: (talking with Gorin and Otto now) Action, that's what I
need. This little jaunt will be a tune-up, and then...
Otto: Then what?
Mongo: Then...I may join someone's army.
Otto: An army, eh? Well, if you've got to do that, I'd recommend
the army of-
Mongo: No thanks, I've already got one in mind.
Otto: Oh, okay.
Gorin: It'd be an interesting life.
Mongo: (nods) But first things first...(he looks around) Where IS
Ged: A good question. (he finally takes a seat, after choosing one
tome from the drows' shelves, and makes himself comfortable) The
Physics of Extradimensional Spaces...hmm...
Alindyar: (ESPing to Lyra) He has finally settled down!
Lyra: (ESPing to Alindyar) Thank the gods...
Bosco: (asleep in a chair, curled up like a cat)
Endymion: (sniffing the halfling's feet) Rrr...(it turns and dashes
wispy thing: (chases the cat) Spaaa!
Endymion: Meow! (it turns and jumps into the air, pawing at the
wispy thing: (toys with the cat for a few seconds, then abruptly
veers off and heads back to the group)
Endymion: (growling to itself, it stalks into a dark corner)
wispy thing: (orbiting Songa now) Pffft?
Songa: (to Rillen) What is this apparition?
Rillen: (sighs) It's a long story...don't ask, and don't worry.
It's quite harmless.
wispy thing: (casts a brief, sidelong glance at Rillen) Fssss. (it
flies away to investigate a magical light-torch that hangs in one
Suddenly, without warning or announcement, plumes of smoke appeared
in the den's center, swirling and coalescing as they formed into a
Rary: Good evening.
Ged: So there you are.
Rary: (nods, his white beard wagging slightly) Yes indeed, here I
Alindyar: The time has come, then?
Lyra: (realizes that she's not prepared for a long journey)
Rary: (shaking his head) No, no. Tomorrow will be fine - and you
will need the rest, I assure you.
Alindyar: (ESPing to Lyra) Hmm, maybe we should relocate this
bunch to the Green Dragon Inn.
Lyra: (ESPing to Alindyar) No. The last thing Peldor and Tanya
need right now is to go back there.
Alindyar: (ESPing to Lyra) Good point.
Ged: How about telling everyone - now that we're all here - the
details of this quest?
Rary: Very well.
Mongo: (to Gorin) This ought to be good...
The old, wizened archmage proceeded to do just that, recounting
to the assembled group the tale he had told Alindyar. After the
summary was over, some people had questions...
Otto: So this is an island...where? Where is it?
Rary: Far from here...very far.
Otto: That doesn't answer my question.
Rary: You'll see, when the time comes.
Otto: (entirely unsatisfied, he lets it go...for now)
Belphanior: And this wand...it's the legendary Wand of Orcus, you're
sure of it?
Rary: Absolutely. The scryings and divinations of we Eight are never
Bosco: But if you're so wise and all-knowing, then why don't you know
what happened to the other people who've been to the island?
Rary: What we know, we know absolutely. What we don't know, we don't
Bosco: (looks somewhat confused)
Belphanior: I see. (he smiles, thinking of the powers of that item,
long purported in the myths and legends of the world, and what he
could do if the wand were his)
Ged: (he frowns, thinking about the same things, except that the
wand needs to be destroyed)
Rillen: So you want us to go there, get the thing, and bring it back
Rary: (nodding) Before the evil one's forces can do the same.
Songa: (sensing that this quest isn't as cut-and-dried as it first
Ged: How are we to know the wand?
Belphanior: Yeah, good question.
Rary: (shrugs) You'll know it when you see it...especially those of
you who can sense darkest Evil.
Ged: That would be me.
wispy thing: (floating above Rary's head) Sprrd.
Rary: (ignores the thing)
Lyra: So...once we get the wand, we can teleport back here with it,
and that's that?
Rary: Well...not exactly.
Ged: Not exactly? What does that mean?
Rary: You...can't exactly teleport to and from the place.
Alindyar: (frowns) What manner of island is this?
Ged: And how do we get there?
Rary: Ah, now _that_ shall be an adventure unto itself...but thanks
to the great Tenser, we have a way.
Belphanior: Oh, this ought to be good.
Rary: I told you that a band of mighty heroes endeavored to hide the
wand there. What I _didn't_ tell you was that they never came back.
Rary: They made it to the island, but were trapped there, along with
Rary: There is only one means of leaving the place, and that is a
magical portal which you must find and activate.
Belphanior: Can we find it? Are you even sure it's there?
Rary: (nods) There is definitely a way off of the island...but the
last party must have died before they could find it.
Bosco: (suddenly wakes up) That means their treasure's still all
Peldor: Bosco brings up a good point: is such loot ours to-
Rary: (nods impatiently) Yes, yes. Anything you find is yours to
keep. All that truly matters is that wand.
Tanya: (wondering if the potential gain is worth the risk)
Belphanior: Who rules this island?
Rary: No one rules it...the place is a barbaric jungle.
Rary: You may have heard of it: the Isle of the Ape!
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