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+ Peldor 20th level human thief (N) +
+ Date: 6/17/576 C.Y. (Common Year) +
+ Time: the middle of the night +
+ Place: the palace of the Sultan of Zeif +
+ Climate: pleasant +
+ "I think I must have one of those faces you can't help +
+ believing." +
+ - Norman Bates, from _Psycho_ +
CDLXIII. The Sultan Makes His Move
After a series of strange and sometimes improbable adventures in
the royal palace, Peldor now seeks to escape from the lower levels...
Peldor: (retracing his steps through the mazelike secret passages,
he moves stealthily but surely)
In truth, the thief didn't plan on leaving just yet. He had an
idea about getting back into the treasure vaults and finishing his
mission...if he could only find them. The passages and chambers were
plentiful, enough even to confuse the most intrepid of explorers. In
addition, Peldor hadn't exactly been mapping as he moved previously
this night. Nevertheless, skill and luck were on his side, as usual,
and a short time later, he re-emerged in the treasure vaults.
Peldor: (smiles to himself)
Everything was as it had been before, except that the giant, bald
genie was nowhere to be found. This was, of course, ideal. Peldor
moved about the chamber, ignoring gold and silver as he searched for
the ruby he needed. He thought about pocketing some of the other
things, but it wasn't worth the encumbrance and effort, and time was
short...shorter than he knew.
Sultan: (appears from behind a mountain of coins, borne on his litter
and preceded by his genie) Well, hello again!
Peldor: (looks around) You talking to me?
Sultan: Do not flee, as you did before.
Peldor: (looks around, acting confused)
Kassim: (the genie) I SAW YOU LEAVE BEFORE, BUT THAT FOUL EFREET
OCCUPIED MY FULL ATTENTION.
Sultan: Indeed. So...(he points at Peldor) What have you done with
that weasel of a Vizier?
Peldor: What do you mean, what did _I_ do with him?
Kassim: YOU _DID_ CHASE HIM OUT OF THE DUNGEON. (he reels slightly,
as if exhausted)
Peldor: Yeah, well...he met a snake and never came back.
Sultan: My pet snake?
Peldor: Maybe the same. (he shrugs)
Sultan: I'm rather upset with you - it isn't often that someone
sneaks in and runs amok.
Peldor: (shrugs again)
Sultan: Then again, you did get rid of that worm, the Vizier. What
Peldor: I figured it was either him or me who had to die...I chose
Kassim: (smirks wearily)
Sultan: We must talk...about why you came here, and how. This, in
exchange for your life. What say you?
Peldor: My life is my own, to give or not.
Sultan: Agreed, but let us have a truce, at least for now.
Peldor: Your word, then: no matter what, I leave this palace alive
Sultan: And carrying no more than you entered with. (he spreads his
hands, smiling) You worry too much, foreigner! But if it makes you
feel more comfortable, you have my word: the word of Murad, Sultan
Peldor: Good enough.
The Sultan bade his servants to take him to his throne room; the
genie and guards followed, the latter group less the four sent to go
find the Vizier's remains, if there were any.
Peldor: There won't be. That snake ate him whole. (he eyes the
Sultan) You ought to know that, if it was your snake.
Sultan: (shakes his head) Marvis has been known to regurgitate bad
Sultan: Even the snake must have a name, no?
Peldor: I guess so...hmm, so you believe me?
Sultan: Is there some reason I shouldn't?
Peldor: I hate to play the devil's advocate against myself - it's a
tactically unsound idea - but how do you know I'm telling the truth
Sultan: (laughs loudly, holding up one hand) This ring, rogue! It
won't let me hear lies!
Sultan: A most useful item, no?
Peldor: Sure thing. (he wonders if this ring works like the ring of
truth he used to have) Heh.
Soon, they arrived at the throne room, a vast and splendorous hall.
Its domed ceiling, which tapered up to a point, was constructed of
polished marble, the floors of polished and gleaming lapis lazuli.
The alabaster columns which linked the two were intricately carved
renditions of larger-than-life heroes and beasts. A thick, plush
crimson rug led to the throne of Murad.
After Peldor finished taking in all these sights, he noticed other
things, centered around the throne itself. To one side was a large
table, piled high with fine food and drink. Kneeling around this
oversized platter were several scantily-clad young women.
Sultan: (notices Peldor noticing the women) Ah, you like?
Peldor: Of course, but I'm married.
Sultan: Ah. A shame. Might you reconsider? Any of these, and a
dozen more, can be yours for the night, if you wish.
Peldor: (shakes his head) No, I'm sure. But thanks for the offer.
Sultan: (takes a cooked, steaming leg of some animal, and bites into
it heartily) Mmph, good.
Kassim: (scratching at a burned flesh wound, presumably from the
fight with Jafu, he looks drawn and haggard, despite his great
frame and otherworldly strength)
Peldor: Er..if I might ask, what happened to the fire-creature?
Kassim: HE IS GONE...RETURNED TO THE CITY OF BRASS.
Sultan: (grins) A good fight, it was turning out to be. Then, the
efreet suddenly disappeared, laughing.
Kassim: THE ENCHANTMENT BINDING HIM TO THIS PLANE PROBABLY VANISHED
WHEN THE VIZIER DIED.
Peldor: (nods) That makes sense.
Sultan: And that's another debt I owe you - poor Kassim here was
struggling greatly in that battle.
Kassim: (shrugs) IT WAS A CLOSE THING, MASTER...AND I'VE HAD A LONG
Sultan: Of course, good Kassim...and I am grateful. For that act I
promise you your freedom, once your service with me is at an end.
Kassim: (a bright look invades his weary demeanor) MY THANKS, O GREAT
Sultan: You've served well, and honor demands that I be fair.
Peldor: Hmm...if you're a man of honor, perhaps you'll barter with
me for the help I've given you this night.
Sultan: Let's not forget the fact that you invaded my palace. (he
smiles, taking a bunch of grapes from one of his concubines, and
pops a grape into his mouth) That must be weighed into this as
Peldor: Everything's negotiable.
Sultan: Well, then...are you willing to tell me your story?
Peldor: (thinking, he weighs his options) I guess there's no reason
not to, at this point.
Skipping certain details, such as where he came from and the fact
that his wife was here in Zeif with companions, Peldor paraphrased
his problem with the Despotrix, and his mission to the Sultan's
remote kingdom. Now that he knew the Sultan had a ring that detected
lies, he was careful not to tell any - he just omitted unnecessary
Peldor: ...and that's it. If I can't deliver the ruby, both my wife
and I will suffer.
Peldor: Which part?
Sultan: That gemstone she covets...it is worthless to me.
Sultan: It's a trinket...nothing more. It's got some stupid power
for wizards who know how to use it, but to me, it's just another
Sultan: In fact, the only reason I didn't ever trade or sell it to
her was that she offended me once, years ago. If she'd just asked
for the ruby nicely...
Peldor: I can buy it from you, then?
Sultan: Not so fast. An enemy of the Despotrix isn't necessarily a
friend of mine.
Peldor: Surely we can work something out?
Sultan: We shall see-
Their discussion was interrupted by a commotion from the entry doors
of the throne room. A dozen guards escorted six women into the great
hall; the ladies were all armed, though their weapons weren't in their
hands. This might have had something to do with the numerous short-
bows that were pointed at them.
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